Beef cookie
I got into the VIP at the strip club and was grossed out when my stripper revealed her beef cookie. It was so angry!!! I'm gay now.
Beef cookie by Beef cookie February 7, 2026
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Beef Cooker
The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.
Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
Beef Cooker by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016
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Cookin a beef
You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?
You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?
You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?
Cookin a beef by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011
Cooking the Beef Cheeks
The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.
Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.
Cooking the Beef Cheeks by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008
Beefcookie
Beefcookie by Dem dolphins July 19, 2014
beefcookie
Slang for a little hamburger, like the ones served at White Castle or Kristals, because of their size. junk food fast food puke food hamburger slider
Bert, "I'm really hungry, but you know I don't cook."
Ernie, "Wouldn't do you any good if you could; there's no food in the house."
Bert, "Let's go to White Castle for a beefcookie. That would taste yummy."
Ernie, "Good idea, except neither one of us has a car."
Ernie, "Wouldn't do you any good if you could; there's no food in the house."
Bert, "Let's go to White Castle for a beefcookie. That would taste yummy."
Ernie, "Good idea, except neither one of us has a car."
beefcookie by newsitian April 12, 2006
beefcookie
A small gathering of boys when there is nothing going on partywise. Usual consists of ping pong and knee hockey.
beefcookie by charles lindbergh February 26, 2006
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