Beef cookie

A verb referring to a swoll coochie, with extra large beef curtains.

Or a fancy stripper name.

I got into the VIP at the strip club and was grossed out when my stripper revealed her beef cookie. It was so angry!!! I'm gay now.

by Beef cookie February 7, 2026

Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.

Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."

by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016

Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?

by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011

Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008

Beefcookie

A thick, flabby vagina.

Ryan: I stuffed that Beefcookie in my mouth!!!

by Dem dolphins July 19, 2014

beefcookie

Slang for a little hamburger, like the ones served at White Castle or Kristals, because of their size. junk food fast food puke food hamburger slider

Bert, "I'm really hungry, but you know I don't cook."
Ernie, "Wouldn't do you any good if you could; there's no food in the house."
Bert, "Let's go to White Castle for a beefcookie. That would taste yummy."
Ernie, "Good idea, except neither one of us has a car."

by newsitian April 12, 2006

beefcookie

A small gathering of boys when there is nothing going on partywise. Usual consists of ping pong and knee hockey.

Yo Stef, wanna go to ben's beefcookie?

by charles lindbergh February 26, 2006