1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'
- VERB (to go beanshaped)
1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute 3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"
ADJECTIVE
"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."
"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"
"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"
VERB
"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"
"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"
Joe: Hey, I was at a sweet party last night after gettin' a date with my girl. How about you, man?
Peter: Nothin' much, man. Just stayin' in my bed all day.
Joe: Dude! Just get out and stop being such a bedsped!
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.