Bedshaped 

After being hospitalized for a long while. Your body begins to take the shape of the bed, thus bedshaped.

Phil: how's julie doing?

Ron: she's doing better, still a bit bedshaped though.

Bedshaped by Cinderella9 June 29, 2009

bedshaped 

A term used to descirbe being very drunk

You where bedshaped last night

bedshaped by Simon Whittington June 20, 2007

beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"

ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"

beanshaped by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009

bedsped 

A person who stays in bed all day long.

Joe: Hey, I was at a sweet party last night after gettin' a date with my girl. How about you, man?
Peter: Nothin' much, man. Just stayin' in my bed all day.
Joe: Dude! Just get out and stop being such a bedsped!

bedsped by Dr. Waffles August 12, 2008

bedshed 

the hair and skin someone sees in his or her bed when he or she wakes up

When my sister and I woke up she said, " Look at all your hair in the bed." I replied, " You got bedshed too."

bedshed by McWritah July 28, 2015