1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'
- VERB (to go beanshaped)
1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute 3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"
ADJECTIVE
"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."
"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"
"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"
VERB
"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"
"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"
Joe: Hey, I was at a sweet party last night after gettin' a date with my girl. How about you, man?
Peter: Nothin' much, man. Just stayin' in my bed all day.
Joe: Dude! Just get out and stop being such a bedsped!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"