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putting in a full day of office work from your bed
Tom: Where are you calling from?
Bob: I am working from my bedfice today.
Bedfice by OOG#1 November 14, 2011
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A whip-like slap using the back of the hand directed at the target's chest. Contact should be made with the index, middle, and ring finger against the target's nipple.
Cary bediced Don after the foosball game.
bedice by D-Man March 26, 2004
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When you sleep on your face and wake up with lines on your face. Also four leaf clover. Also shortest word in English language with the letters ABCDEF.
I got some narly bedface from last night.
bedface by 6username9 July 21, 2014
A combination of a bed room and office. Typically only used in small apartments.
I have both bed and a computer in my beffice. Passing out after gaming for 72 hours has never been easier!
beffice by samuraigremlin January 9, 2006
Applies generally to men (maybe some women). Bedface is a condition similar to bedhead but, it has to do entirely with facial hair. Peoples with longer facial hair will wake up, look into the mirror, and see a unflattering mess of facial hair flowing every which way it can.

If possible, locate a comb immediately. Brush face hair thoroughly (preferably with water or some kind of gel) and get that walking embarrassment fixed pronto.
Whoa! Your sporting some major bedface this morning.
bedface by Dinosaurs4Fun August 8, 2016
pussy juice
That bedice tastes like koolaid!
bedice by fallopian juice July 17, 2003
To free someone who is bedbound (e.g. someone that is very ill)
I am on my way to bedice my nan at the hospital
Bedice by Bill but kicker April 10, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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