D-Man's definitions

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by D-Man April 16, 2005

D-Man

A person who is the man and is the best at what he does even though what he does no won understands.

A cool dude who does thing the way they should be

That dude calvin is the one and only D-Man

by D-Man September 24, 2003

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

bgoat

bgoat meenz the best at thug2 n 1 glitching and owner of all n00bs like u

www.bgoat.com is tha site of noobs that bgoat own3s.BUT BGOAT SITE ISNT A NOOBISH SITE ITS 4 KEWL PPL

by d-man March 25, 2005

Titty do

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

by D-Man January 28, 2005

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 8, 2004