Bed Snake 

Slang: Name given to a penis, when in bed.
Similar to a Snake in the blanket. May be errect, or not.

Woman : OMG there is something moving down there.
Guy : Don't worry, it is just my <i>bed snake</i>, you can pat him if you like.
Woman : fuck that.
Man : Ok, if you insist.

Bed Snake by DrSnow April 18, 2005

Bed Snake Bat 

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

Bed Snake Bat by DrSnow April 18, 2005

one-eyed-bed-snake 

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..

The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

one-eyed-bed-snake by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

bed-o-snakes 

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

bed-o-snakes by cretin11 November 29, 2011