b-boner 

as soon as you get in bed and wake up in the morning you have an erection that wont go away.

dude:hey are you asleep?
other dude:nah i can't i got this b-boner that wont go away

b-boner by deykota2001 December 31, 2008

R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) 

A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.

"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."

R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) by VPOD September 14, 2011

/b/oner 

When you get a boner on 4chan's /b/ board, A.K.A the random board.

Newfag: Dam dood, I just got a /b/oner from that Rule 34 thread.

/b/oner by PseudoAlex July 13, 2015

/b/oner 

When you get a boner on 4chan's /b/ board, A.K.A the random board.

Newfag: Dam dood, I just got a /b/oner from that Rule 34 thread.

/b/oner by PseudoAlex July 13, 2015