Beavers Dam 

When feeding the beavers, a wall of logs is built, trapping all the water inside the dam.
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)

Jim: Hey Bob!!! Do you have a plunger? Theres a beavers dam up here!!

Beavers Dam by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

Beaver dam 

Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.

Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.

Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?

Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.

Beaver dam by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023

beaver dam 

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

beaver dam by Jennifer December 25, 2004

Beaver Dam McNastys 

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

Beaver Dam McNastys by FTFO July 8, 2011

Beaver Dam, Missouri 

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

Beaver Dam, Missouri by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

Beaver Dam 

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.

Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.

Beaver Dam by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010

beaver dam 

A lesbian version of cock block

What do u call a lesbian cock blocker?
A beaver dam

beaver dam by polioness August 31, 2013