Beastachio 

1. A beast person eating a pistachio.

2. An adjective to describe something beyond awesome.

The opposite of bullockstachio.

1. Hey check out that beastachio, John is eating a pistachio!
2. COD 8 is out??? That is so BEASTACHIO!!!!!11!!!111!!!

Beastachio by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011

beastalious

a term so out of proportion from its root that its beyond its actually word.~beast-a-lious adj. - unlike beast, it is a term used to call something or someone that is cool and has potential to be beast, but instead, it isn't.

dude: man...jessica alba is beastalious. like...people have made her way greater than she really is.

chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.

dude:...fine.

beastalious by cthulhu tentacles March 30, 2009

beastchode

The realest nigga of them all. You see a BEASTCHODE walking around you better watch the fuck out. He had a 30 inch wide and one inch long chode, you would not want to get piped by that.

Spoon: Yo, where’s BEASTCHODE? Oh shit there he is, get down!

beastchode by BEASTCHODE February 16, 2019

BEAUTACIOUS 

Amazing, wonderful, possessing great quality

This food is beautacious. That outfit is beautacious.

BEAUTACIOUS by Monroe70615 November 16, 2006

Beastaphilliac 

Someone who likes partake in sexual intercourse with animals.

If you fucked a dog, you would be a Beastaphilliac okay? :)

Beastaphilliac by Mikayla Leybourne June 1, 2009

beastacity

the scientific measurement of beastassness

Gregory has a beastacity unlike any other; rounding off the beastassness scale around 100ks/second

("ks" is the measurement, kiloswag, approximate measurement of swagger)

beastacity by Master Stackz September 30, 2011

Bistachio 

The letter 'B' in bistachio stands for the word bitch, and the rest stands for the word pistachio. Basically it means a salty bitch.

Zoey is being a bistachio today.

Bistachio by emmy.28_ October 25, 2015