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beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.
Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!
beat your wheat by Woob November 1, 2004

Let’s beat this wheat 

The act of going to do something with more than one person; most likely something you’ve or your group has been putting off.
Hey guys, let’s beat this wheat!

What a beast 

When someone rises to the top in a life situation, or successfully dominates a situation.
Johnny just got a date with that girl. Oh, What a beast!
What a beast by matt civis May 29, 2007

wheat n beat 

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
wheat n beat by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

What does Mr Beast teach? 

blasphemy and greed a youtube star million of views but tell me : what would jesus do? You see hes not a christan channel does he like the number of man? ill bet somewhere he has a 6 6 6 tattoo so please heed my warning you'r young your brain is still forming and father knows best forget Mr beast !
YOU:Yo "What does Mr Beast teach?"

Me: blasphemy and greed!

What ever beats your meat 

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.
Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...