Bearth-Day 

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

Bearth-Day by iTrollin May 10, 2010

Hippy Barthday 

An ironic anagram of "Happy Birthday"; Hippies by stereotype don't have baths, & "Barth" is the stereotypical pronunciation "toffs"/rich folk make. Double serving of irony & a jestful way to wish Happy Birthday.

Hippy Barthday!

Hippy Barthday by chillicontoefu July 8, 2012

beerthday 

The day someone turns old enough to legally drink.

Yeah, it's Jon's Beerthday today. I hear he is gonna get totally drunk.

beerthday by [Babylon] August 27, 2007

happy beerthday 

What you say to someone who is celebrating their birthday with beer.

Happy beerthday, Bobo! Don’t drink that whole 30 rack!

happy beerthday by HumaneAnimal November 26, 2017

bearthday 

when one's birthday coincides with earth day.

Aw man! she's got a bearthday

bearthday by grrrrrrrwoof April 25, 2019

barthday 

1. Usually niggers say this to each other on their day of birth.
2. Something a nigger inserts in his penis. Usually for self enjoyment and non sexual.

Hippy Barthday Nigga!

or

Shit Nigga, i just got a barthday from my bitch.

barthday by thetank12 March 10, 2008

berthday

Da day of da year dat corresponds to when ya were successful in getting a chick to share yer pillow for da first time.

Bill Clinton has slept with innumerable different women over da years, so it would be impossible for him to keep track of so many berthdays!

berthday by QuacksO August 23, 2020