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Bearth is the epic story by Brooks A. Agnew of the origin and apocalyptic destiny of Earth.

Did you see the movie Bearth? Did you at least read the book? Brooks Agnew reads the whole thing for you!

bearth by Hangar18TFR September 9, 2018

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A stupid short kid that has the worst jumper in the world and always argues with Karena Hunt and Jeanette Landin

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Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

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Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

BerthaJo by Dwejj September 26, 2018

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Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

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berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

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