bearth

Bearth is the epic story by Brooks A. Agnew of the origin and apocalyptic destiny of Earth.

Did you see the movie Bearth? Did you at least read the book? Brooks Agnew reads the whole thing for you!

by Hangar18TFR September 9, 2018

bearth

A stupid short kid that has the worst jumper in the world and always argues with Karena Hunt and Jeanette Landin

Stop acting like a bearth.

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

by Dwejj September 26, 2018

'Ole Bertha

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Quandale Dingles cousin

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

by the 4 babes June 12, 2019