Beartender

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.

"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."

by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

Bartenderita

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

by Memein April 18, 2017

bartendress

see beerwench.

Amanda is one helluva bartendress.

by Richard Dragon December 3, 2003

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Bartender

People that end people named Bart

Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*

by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020