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bearfoot • Bear Footless • Barfoot • beerfoot • Sarah Bear Foot • bean footage • Bear Food • beer footing
Sarah Bear Foot
When you get dirty, black feet indoors regardless of whether you've been wearing socks, shoes, or just taken a shower. This pedestrian condition is quite contagious in that you can develop "the dirty foot" just by being in close proximity with an afflicted carrier.
Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.
Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.
Sarah was often confused with a circus entertainer that walked barefoot on hot coals. It turns out she just had a bad case of Sarah Bear Foot.
Sarah Bear Foot by Slap Bet Commissioner July 10, 2012
Barfoot
A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.
"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"
"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."
"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."
Barfoot by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006
beerfoot
(n) The state of one's foot when they are not paying attention and a friend intentionally spills beer on their bare foot (with or without sandal).
(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.
(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.
(n) When Matt's head was turned, Jared proceeded to give him beerfoot.
(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"
(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"
beerfoot by StephanieY October 31, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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