beerfoot

(n) The state of one's foot when they are not paying attention and a friend intentionally spills beer on their bare foot (with or without sandal).

(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.

(n) When Matt's head was turned, Jared proceeded to give him beerfoot.

(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"

beerfoot by StephanieY October 31, 2007

beerfoos 

A game which involves a game of foosball except every time a team/individual scores, the opponent must drink beer.

Foosball + beer = beerfoos.

We played beerfoos last night at Theta Delta Chi, and got to see hot twin sisters make out.

beerfoos by justfetus September 5, 2010

Bearfoot 

The act of shoving ur bare/naked foot into the rectum of a bear, thus having a bear on your foot. Can also be used to describe a sexual act of similair nature, only with another human being

My foot was cold. So I went and perfomed bearfoot.

Bearfoot by mhao92 February 5, 2013

bearfoot 

(n.): the foot of a bear. Often indicates a big foot. A misspelling of barefoot.

That guy has a bearfoot; kill him.

bearfoot by choey January 18, 2004

Beerbootlecockitis 

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.

Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''

Beerbootlecockitis by Emptyel September 5, 2014

Beerfort Scale 

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

Beerfort Scale by Crookesie December 27, 2023