Beardyboi 

A dog with a full, substantial, beautiful beard. You can run your fingers through it. Some examples include: Schnauzer, doodles, Airedale, Wheaton, and most terrier breeds.

I like the beardybois.

Beardyboi by Artpylon August 31, 2025

Beardability

The ability to grow facial hair.

Andrea Pirlo has got great beardability.

Beardability by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014

beardyfish 

An older male who seemingly commands respect for apparent wisdom, telling of incidents in his past which may seem genuine and enthralling to the young or the naive, but can easily be seen as fantasy by anyone offering even a little scrutiny.

A Beardyfish will tell tales of fights, wealth & sexual exploits but will never back them up with any detail or fact, using phrases such as ‘a gentlemen never tells’ or ‘you don’t know my background’, in the hope that ‘mystery’ will be an adequate substitute for ‘reality’

A Beardyfish thinks he is wise and experienced (as an older, bearded, wise-man of a tribe) but due to the actual lack of real knowledge of his fictitious adventures he proves very gullible to pranks and wind-ups on subjects he claims to know a lot about (and so is fished-in)

Chris “Rob’s claiming he was in the army, based in Hereford England, but he’s not allowed to say what regiment he was in”

Ian “WTF! He worked in a factory in Birmingham for 30 years, when did he have time to be in the SAS? He’s such a Beardyfish! Let’s ask him what colour the roof of the boat house is…”

beardyfish by carrots361 March 8, 2010

Beardylocks 

A grown bearded man, who is very specific about the porridge he consumes.

I don't know why, but Beardylocks didn't like the taste of my porridge last night.

Beardylocks by Beardylocks January 18, 2015

beardboy 

Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.

I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.

beardboy by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024