beardboy

Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.

I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.

by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024

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beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.

Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

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bearboytommy

A lovely inniter! Someone who you can't help but like and enjoy their company and existence! :D Very handsome and big man

"Bearboytommy is the most amazing person I've ever met."

by ctommys September 1, 2021

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bearboytommy

bearboytommy is one of my fav mutuals like if you see a video of bearboytommy you just say ‘OMG FUNNY VIDEO WHO WAS IT FROM??!! omg i’m not shocked it’s bearboytommy they’re so funny!!!’

urmum1nmyb3d: i have a new fav mutual, they’re called bearboytommy!
bad person: omg ew who is that
urmum1nmyb3d: only the funniest person alive!!
bad person: ugh no!!!!!
urmum1nmyb3d: ugh!!!!! why do you!!!!

by denvaa__ September 2, 2021

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