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Beard king 

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.
Beard king by The BeardKing June 7, 2021
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king of spain's beard

A phrase used to refer to the female pubic hair.
"She had no knickers on and when the wind picked up you could see the king of Spain's beard!"

board king 

Not to be mistaken as "board warrior", the board king doesn't need to engage in any argument. He simply tells the other board warrior to take a hike, and an agreement is met.
board warrior: That's not true, according to...

board King: "Insert words of greatness here"

board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.
board king by KeyzL2 November 12, 2006

Back Board King 

When some one makes all 3 pointers in basketball by hitting the ball of the back board
"He's the Back Board King"
Back Board King by AzOOmA May 20, 2003

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
Robert sanders is the key-board-king
Key-board-king by Top G three December 10, 2022

Beardcings 

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.
Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard
Beardcings by warpikt September 3, 2009

Bearding 

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.
Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**
Bearding by 529advice June 12, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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