Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.

So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!

by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016

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Beard Of Balls

Performing a Deep Throat Blow Job so that the Testicles are touching the chin.

Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?

by Shumpster January 1, 2011

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ball beard

when a gentleman shaves all of his pubic hair except for the hair around the bottom of his balls, which is grown long and groomed to resemble a beard.

dan stroked his ball beard thoughtfully as he perused the morning paper.

by susie panties January 18, 2009

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Ballsack Beard

Someone or something is extremely niche or otherworldly. How one achieves this status is by a lot of focusing and separation from society and even potentially living off-grid.

Grow the roses is such a ballsack beard song.

by Subhumanator February 7, 2026

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grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 26, 2005

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Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

by DJBitz October 18, 2010

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