Shumpster's definitions

Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

Beard Of Balls

Performing a Deep Throat Blow Job so that the Testicles are touching the chin.

Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?

by Shumpster January 1, 2011

Thigh Dusters

Long hair braided on sides that rub on thighs of person receiving oral sex.

Her thigh dusters tickled as she went down on me

by Shumpster December 30, 2010