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Definitions by Shumpster

Beard Of Balls 

Performing a Deep Throat Blow Job so that the Testicles are touching the chin.
Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?
Beard Of Balls by Shumpster January 1, 2011

Chest Boners 

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners
Chest Boners by Shumpster December 31, 2010

Thigh Dusters 

Long hair braided on sides that rub on thighs of person receiving oral sex.
Thigh Dusters by Shumpster December 30, 2010