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bearwall 

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
bearwall by Kortunharig February 25, 2010
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Beartallion 

A grouping of Bears similar to a pack of wolves or a pride of lions
Park Guide: If you look to your right you will see a large grouping of bears otherwise known as a Beartallion.

Tourist: Daaaamn Nigga send in the troops!
Beartallion by Sorrowscale February 13, 2015
A large collection of hairs on a double chin. They will often be unnoticeable at first glance, but are definitely there. Always found on beautiful people.
Have you SEEN that girl? She's got a PROPER beardall! I still would though!
beardall by EpicDrunk November 18, 2011

Beerballs 

Beerballs are when someone becomes argumentative and belligerent due to large consumptions of beer.
Steve's beerballs got him arrested for starting a a fight in the bar.
Beerballs by Marshe June 12, 2014

beerball 

A drinking game popular on college campuses and at tailgating events. In this game two teams of two line up on opposite sides of the table and each person has a can of beer upside down. Bottles do not work. Each player on team on takes a turn throwing a ping pong ball at an opponents can. If it hit the can the thrower then turns their beer upside down and begins drinking. The defending team then needs to capture the ball and put it on the table saying "down" to stop the player from drinking After both players on team one finish, team two attempts the same. The game is over when both people on one team finish their beers. Usually when its 2 v 1 the finished player can still help their team mate retrieve balls that hit the can. When its 1 v 1 neither finished teammate can help.
Dude I got so wasted after seven games of beerball.

bearsalliance 

An absolutely FANTASTIC bears fanpage. Probably the best one of all time, actually.
Bearsalliance is the greatest bears fanpage I’ve ever seen
bearsalliance by Bears alliance December 27, 2019