Beanscrape 

When someone is being an IDIOT you call them a beanscrape.

Shut the fuck up Caiwyn / Rhys you fucking beanscrape.

Beanscrape by ¿que tal? March 24, 2021

beanscreen 

The female version of being cockblocked.

That bish totally just beanscreened me!

beanscreen by Mbf24 November 13, 2017

beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"

ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"

beanshaped by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009

beauscape 

Verb; to escape the enforcement of nearly all legal code by merit of physical attractiveness, and in some cases, the addition of a potentially pathetic excuse for the violation. The accompanying excuses, though not generally necessary, are not limited to ignorance of common knowledge or the existence of the law.

Kelly was pulled over for driving while intoxicated but beauscaped after explaining to the officer that she had been told that DWI laws are only in effect after 8:00pm.

beauscape by Vernacularocity March 27, 2015

Barscraped 

You go to a bar, drink too much, get a black out and wake up the morning thinking ”what the fuck happened last night?” You look at your bank account and realize that you had too much fun and too many expensive drinks - and you’re broke.

I’ll have noodles for dinner for the rest of the week, I got barscraped last night..

Barscraped by Mattiegirl January 17, 2018

Bellscrape 

A simple insult with no particular meaning, it sounds funny. Could be some dirty link to scraping semen off of a bell end. I'm not sure.

"Say Jon, are you coming over to watch the game on Saturday?"

"No you fucking bellscrape. I told you my mums funeral is on Saturday."

Bellscrape by The insult guy February 14, 2025