Bean-on

The female equivalent of a hard-on. References the beanesque shape of the swollen clitoris.

"Geez honey, you're staring at that George Clooney photo for a bit too long. What, does he give you a bean-on?"

by vincible kibosh December 22, 2008

Bean on a cracker

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.

did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.

by young women January 26, 2021

Killer Bean On Steroids

Tougher and all above superior version of Killer Bean.

Killer Bean On Steroids beats Killer Bean on a 1v1.

by DoubleWambo March 11, 2021

Hot Bean on a Pancake

A phrase shouted in an outrageous accent of any kind when a person is surprised or impressed by something. (Yeah. It's a thing.)

Well hot bean on a pancake, Evan! Chipmunks rule!

by daisyeights January 26, 2015

Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008