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Bean Butter 

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum
1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!
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Bean Nut Butter 

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
Bean Nut Butter by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

Keen Butter Bean 

A person that is really keen for something
(Guy 1) dude are you keen for a drive tonight?
(Guy 2) yea dude I'm keen butter bean.

Bayou butter bean 

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.
I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

butter bean

aaron clements (he has a small penis, i hate him)
hes so fat that aaron, damn butter bean!
butter bean by anon March 29, 2005

butter bean

A sweet ball of joy babygirl. Usually a red head. With the most perfect dimples.
That’s my butter bean.
butter bean by rayndrop February 5, 2021

Butter your bean

Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".
"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"

Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"

Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"
Butter your bean by Karl Hungus1 December 20, 2010