Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

Beater's remorse by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

beater's curve 

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

beater's curve by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

beater's leg by DTB4 April 5, 2018

Beaner's Dozen 

12 pack of tacos at Taco Bell.

Im gonna get the the Beaner's Dozen at Taco Smell and shit my brains out afterwards.

Beaner's Dozen by Fatstick August 11, 2014

Beaver's Oooohh 

When you thrust in a uncontrollable way while shouting beaver's ooooh. Orginated off Soccer am Allsports Show when one of the presenters who supported the oregon beavers thrusted while shouted beavers oooh and now its god dam legend

Presenter1: I reckon Beaver's are doing well this season........
GO! Beaver's Oooohh (thrusting actions)

Presenter2: your not allowed to do that

Presenter1: ok srry.................(walking away).........
Beaver's Oooohh (quick sneaky thrust)

Beaver's Oooohh by Louispa February 8, 2006

beaner's brownie 

when you are eating out a girl's asshole and it gets so intense that she shits all over your face, especially when she has diarrhea. you then take the shit and make it into a batter, and make brownies.

she beaner's brownied all over face

beaner's brownie by hoogalybear March 7, 2011