mortimus

The retard that called me on owen's phone.

Mortimus face timed me and showed me a dudes ass. Criticized my tattoos and called me bald.

by Fatstick July 23, 2014

Beaner's Dozen

12 pack of tacos at Taco Bell.

Im gonna get the the Beaner's Dozen at Taco Smell and shit my brains out afterwards.

by Fatstick August 11, 2014

hipster biscuits

Granola bars, clif bars, Lara bars. Any packaged bar that is vegan, all natural, gluten free, go free or dealt overpriced.

Here is your box of hipster biscuits Adam.

by Fatstick November 23, 2014