Definitions by Fatstick

hipster biscuits 

Granola bars, clif bars, Lara bars. Any packaged bar that is vegan, all natural, gluten free, go free or dealt overpriced.

Here is your box of hipster biscuits Adam.

hipster biscuits by Fatstick November 23, 2014

Beaner's Dozen 

12 pack of tacos at Taco Bell.

Im gonna get the the Beaner's Dozen at Taco Smell and shit my brains out afterwards.

Beaner's Dozen by Fatstick August 11, 2014

mortimus

The retard that called me on owen's phone.

Mortimus face timed me and showed me a dudes ass. Criticized my tattoos and called me bald.

mortimus by Fatstick July 23, 2014