Beales
Beales by Claudio The Pussy Destroyeer January 31, 2020
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Beales
A bald man with no hair. Often likes to hit the griddy and be a maths teacher. He playes for AFC Bournmouth
Beales by Jon Beales May 2, 2023
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Beatles
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019
Jennifer Beals
- the HOTTEST woman on Planet Earth. Probably God must have spenta little more time on her.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.
You know what? Jennifer Beals was so hot I watched Flasdance hundreds of times and even bought that Flashdance Barbie doll!
Jennifer Beals by aluminum_alloy June 20, 2010
Ian Beale
The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.
Ian Beale by Ian Beale Meal Deal July 11, 2019
Beatles High
A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.
Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
Beatles High by w00t123 November 19, 2010
Beatles birthday
Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.
Beatles birthday by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026