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A bald man with no hair. Often likes to hit the griddy and be a maths teacher. He playes for AFC Bournmouth
We've got BEALES, super jonny BEALES, i just dont think you understant.
Beales by Jon Beales May 2, 2023
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Jennifer Beals 

- the HOTTEST woman on Planet Earth. Probably God must have spenta little more time on her.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.
You know what? Jennifer Beals was so hot I watched Flasdance hundreds of times and even bought that Flashdance Barbie doll!

Ian Beale 

The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.
Hey Adam, fancy an Ian Beale at lunch? Boots doing a cracking one.

The Beatles 

A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.
I decided to listen to the Beatles today. It was a great decision.

Beatles High 

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime
Beatles High by w00t123 November 19, 2010