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To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.
Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?
Bealed by bearnekkid April 25, 2015
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A word used in Perry County, Pennsylvania that means, “injured” or “cut.”
I got my hand too close to the saw and now my index finger is all bealed up.
Bealed by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023
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Bealed beaned beamed Beaded Curtain beaked belled Beagled beale Beaved Baledi
When you are playing a 15 year old game and your main tank quits mid fight after being verbally sexually assaulted. It can also refer to an ancient technique of manipulating genitals in young able primates.
Damn dude i think the whole raid just got bealed...
Bealed by long dong withers October 22, 2020
To mess something up, be that breaking, damaging or in anyway destroying an object or individual.
Simon really bealed that pallet.
Bealed by Jay Dog Woof April 3, 2024

Ian Beale 

The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.
Hey Adam, fancy an Ian Beale at lunch? Boots doing a cracking one.
maypire: yo i just beamed this kid for $25 btc lmao

zeb: get banned
beamed by Loseridiot May 3, 2018

Chino Beaned 

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd
Chino Beaned by Pipity July 4, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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