Bealeshit

A special type of bullshit spoken by the current manager of Sevco FC. Often lapped up by the connoisseurs of succulent lamb AKA the Scottish Mainstream Media

When explaining why you are still 9 points behind your greatest rivals, use Bealeshit and state the following “ “The difference is nine points but we've only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn't it?”

by batumi 95 February 5, 2023

beatlesitis

A well-known sickness that occurs when your first start smoking, and the only music you will listen to is The Beatles.

"Yo man, let's listen to some music."
"Sure, but I will only listen to The Beatles dude, they're soo sick!"
"Awww ya dude, you have beatlesitis too!!"

by tommyp15 September 21, 2009

Bellshit

The same as "bullshit", most famously used by Bam Margera during the series "Bam's Unholy Union"

"That is bellshit"

by Blaustiffft March 13, 2009

ballshit

Word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullshit. Typically Indian or South Asian immigrants.

Hey Sanjay, what you told me about the curry being on sale was total ballshit.

by synergie March 10, 2007

bellyshit

Bellyshit (n.) – digested food which weighs heavy in the abdomen prior to expulsion, sometimes amassing after a large, fried meal.

"I feel like I’m holdin’ in about at least a gallon of bellyshit."

"You're either pregnant, or you're holding a lot of bellyshit. "

"Turkey? I'll pass. I really don't feel like having a bunch of bellyshit this week."

"That chick had a full tank of bellyshit when I was fucking her."

by Friar Gloam December 7, 2009

mudda bewlshit

It's the word mother fucker and bullshit put together but instead of saying mother bullshit you say MUDDA BEWLSHIT cause it makes you sound cool fam

Boy: I ran over your cat

Girl: THATS THE MUDDA BEWLSHIT

by Semu April 20, 2016

beneshits

When you only shit at work so that you can be paid to poop

"Man, I really took advantage of my beneshits at my last job."

by beneshits May 24, 2018