Bales

A game commonly practiced by seniors (2006) at the Toronto French School. The objective of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum.

I was skipping TOK class to play a game of bales.

by JayJayJay April 14, 2006

Bales

A game for two or more players, originating in Toronto. Historically, fans of Toronto's hockey team, the Maple Leafs, would celebrate a victory by engaging in a round of Bales.

The object of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum, while avoiding getting tapped in the scrotum yourself.

I'm not a queer or nothin, but I played a good game of Bales yesterday.

by Juh April 29, 2004

Bale

n. A compressed brick of marijuana, usually ranging in weight from 10 to 40 pounds.*

Eddy just bought a bale from some stingy guy downtown. What, is he becoming a dealer now!?

by callinghome November 01, 2004

BALEED

In capable of performing under such conditions which are very easy to perform under.

Person A: You kno i have a test tommorow, and i didnt study shit WALLA.
Person B: YA5I BALEED.

by Baleedist January 21, 2009

baleful

deadly or pernicious in influence

that snake is baleful

by loppydawny May 03, 2018

the bale

Being incredibly awkward around a girl until the point where one is irresistible

He pulled the bale last night, and she sucked his pee pee

by ANEGPI January 05, 2010

Bale

To grievously attack, either physically or verbally, a person or group of people to such a degree that they become speechless and wet their knickers.

In reference to Actor Christian Bale.
And his well known Bale-a-thon.

"If you don't stop making eyes at that dudes chick, he's gonna go Bale on your ass."

"Forget shock and awe, we need to Bale Iraq..."

by klimarac February 06, 2009