bales 

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

bales by john July 16, 2004

Bales 

A game commonly practiced by seniors (2006) at the Toronto French School. The objective of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum.

I was skipping TOK class to play a game of bales.

Bales by JayJayJay April 14, 2006

Bales 

A game for two or more players, originating in Toronto. Historically, fans of Toronto's hockey team, the Maple Leafs, would celebrate a victory by engaging in a round of Bales.

The object of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum, while avoiding getting tapped in the scrotum yourself.

I'm not a queer or nothin, but I played a good game of Bales yesterday.

Bales by Juh April 29, 2004

bales 

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

bales by Tripp T-Bone April 23, 2015

Bales 

Someone lacking zero common sense/general knowledge

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!

Bales by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018

Kelsey Bales 

Stupid. Low IQ. Just overall bad... especially at chemistry

person 1: Do you know that kelsey bales girl?
person 2: Yeah, she's stupid

Kelsey Bales by ManUnited08 October 26, 2011

remington bales 

a girl who is in love woth the Lord, hates school with a passion, and is loved by many. she is a sweet and a genuinely nice person.

Remington Bales is so trustworthy, i feel like i can tell her anything

remington bales by hotbox456 March 12, 2017