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Beakal is an amharic name which means like his parents or parent. Usually beakal is a cool dude, doesn't like to talk about himself hard to know and understand but once you get to know him you will instantly fall for him.
Eventhough we dated for a year, beakal never told me about him.
Beakal by Theamazinggekume September 25, 2020
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Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.
Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans
Michael Beakley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020
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bakalakadaka street

From Team America: World Police. Fictional, stereotypical name for an arab place.
I've got five terrorists going southeast on bakalakadaka street
bakalakadaka street by Dirge October 12, 2004
Noisy, repetitive techy music popular in Spain, particularly in the megadiscos along the Mediterranian coast. Apparently best enjoyed with high doses of MDMA.
Paso de bakalao, tío, me pone la cabeza como un bombo
Couldn't care less about bakalao, mate, it gives me headache
bakalao by fonsucu January 17, 2009
A beautiful ship between Bella and Kalia
person: uwu have you seen bekali?!
person 2: omg they are sooo cute!
Bekali by i m s o p u r e March 25, 2019
"Baka" Japanese meaning stupid, dumb, or idiot.
"Loo" meaning toilet.

"Bakaloo" meaning stupid/dumb/idiot toilet.
"YOU BAKALOO!!!!!!!" - ImaCookie
Bakaloo by ImaCookie August 25, 2018
The action of packing your ladies/lads turd cutter with high quality baked beans, following with vigorous penis penetration to fill her/him up with da beans.
Me and my lady had Beanal last night. She loves when I stuff here leather cheerio with beans.
Beanal by DasDude323 January 5, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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