A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.

Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.

Pre beacher by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

Double Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

Beachorse

noun,adjective, a term of endearment used to describe a friendship that is greater than usual. of asian descent, it has since been applied to more every day use, but it sure provides for some craziness.

Those Beachorse have been friends for years and they're still causing havoc.

Beachorse by Puno 29 September 5, 2008

Quadruple Beacher

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.

Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.

Quadruple Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

beachcore

A alternative to brocore, its a style were you wear swimming trunks, sandals, and a hardcore band T-shirt wherever you go and listen to hardcore music like job for a cowboy.

Zach's always ready for the beach, he goes beachcore every day.

beachcore by vladimir stillman May 14, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026