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Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.
JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"
by richard parker November 16, 2014
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Nut Beach

incredibly delectable
These chips are nut beach!
by lillypilutzergirlie65 May 17, 2021
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The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye
Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.
by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014
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Beach Nuts

What happens to guys after too many hours of fun in the sun.
I went for the frisbee, fell, and ended up with a vicious case of beach nuts.
by MikeH March 23, 2004
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Palm Beach Nuts

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!
"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."
by Tab Smart August 30, 2022
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beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.
Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!
by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005
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bleach nut

the smell of old cum mixed with pussy juice the day after sex
damnnnn my underwear and pussy smell like bleach nut
by rnutlover April 19, 2024
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