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byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!
byte my ass by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019
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byte shaman 

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.
Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.
byte shaman by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

innocent bytexter

Person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.
Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.
innocent bytexter by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

bytecode 

When you compile a java program, javac.exe poops out a bytecode file with the extention .class
the bytecode can be run with the java virtual machine
bytecode by <* >< December 5, 2004
When you're a stand in temporary unofficial boyfriend, to keep a friend from backsliding or rebounding with an asshole.
Randy: I hear The Beast is single now?
Boytemp: Naw, I'm her boytemp. So go kick bricks, because she doesn't need whatever you think you have to offer. She's the best at finding the worst.
boytemp by Chr1sDalt0n July 21, 2020

kiss me, then byte me 

phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".