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kiss me, then byte me 

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phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".

jelly 

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1. fruit preserves aka jam

2. a yummy gelatinous dessert

3. a pathetic hipster way of saying you're jealous
1. I'm going to make myself a peanut butter and sandwich. It's going to be delicious!

2. Mmm. This bowl of jelly really hits the spot!

3. You posted X all the Ys on Facebook more times than I did yesterday. I is legit so jelly. If only I didn't spend all day playing pool at college and taking photos of myself wearing indie hats. Oh well. Ily so hard. For real.
jelly by winsomnia October 17, 2011

Jelly 

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1. fruit preserves aka jam

2. a yummy gelatinous dessert

3. a pathetic hipster way of saying you're jealous
1. I'm going to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's going to be delicious!

2. Mmm. This bowl of jelly really hits the spot!

3. You posted X all the Ys on Facebook more times than I did yesterday. I is legit so jelly. If only I didn't spend all day playing pool at college and taking photos of myself wearing indie hats. Oh well. Ily so hard. For real.
Jelly by winsomnia October 17, 2011