Bayance 

This potato is probably the laziest and sassiest blogger you'll come across. She's a total grandma and a turkish drama addict. She leaves everything to the last minute and somehow embarrasses herself in every way possible. She uses laughing emojis in her blogs like a dork but she's actually considerate and empathetic so if anything is bothering you, come to her and she will fight everyone off with her vintage high heels. Seriously, she'll have your back if you ever feel down but make sure to bring some ice cream and Nutella to the rant too. She knows that she's a potato and owns it and that's what we love about her. So if you know a Bayance in your life (you probably don't because I'm the first to make this wow guys), make sure to cherish every moment with her before she breaks her hip!

Did you see Bayance's new post yesterday? Fdbuyhjsdugfbjc it's cringy but I loved it anyway! (or did I?)

Bayance by Bayance February 26, 2019

Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Booty Balance 

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021

this life no balance at all 

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

this life no balance at all by SweetMings July 6, 2020

Getting my balance 

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

Getting my balance by revnorb November 30, 2011

balanced gopnik 

A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.

Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.

balanced gopnik by Forged by iron April 8, 2018