This potato is probably the laziest and sassiest blogger you'll come across. She's a total grandma and a turkish drama addict. She leaves everything to the last minute and somehow embarrasses herself in every way possible. She uses laughing emojis in her blogs like a dork but she's actually considerate and empathetic so if anything is bothering you, come to her and she will fight everyone off with her vintage high heels. Seriously, she'll have your back if you ever feel down but make sure to bring some ice cream and Nutella to the rant too. She knows that she's a potato and owns it and that's what we love about her. So if you know a Bayance in your life (you probably don't because I'm the first to make this wow guys), make sure to cherish every moment with her before she breaks her hip!
Did you see Bayance's new post yesterday? Fdbuyhjsdugfbjc it's cringy but I loved it anyway! (or did I?)
by Bayance February 26, 2019
Get the Bayance mug.A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
by S3OXD September 26, 2018
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The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
by Summerbees December 16, 2011
Get the Booty Balance mug.a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
by st. ego February 4, 2021
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Get the this life no balance at all mug.Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.
This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.
This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.
Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!
Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.
Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.
by revnorb November 30, 2011
Get the Getting my balance mug.A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.
Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.
by Forged by iron April 8, 2018
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