A small High School of around 800 students located in Bay Village, Ohio, a suburb of Cleveland. The demographic is split nearly 50/50 between tri-hard, AP-Class takers who ALL participate in band, to the Juul gang slackers who fill up the bathrooms with vapor in between classes. Despite this however, nearly all students are friendly and there is a large and strong connection between the students of neighboring schools. Somethings you can expect to find inside the building are the random points of hot and cold as the air conditioning is erratic and unpredictable, the distant noises of trombones, trumpets, and someone conversing with the security guard. The strong smell, a mixture of old paper, some odd form of glue, hot air and what was cooked for lunch that day. Also a great place to buy weed and juul pods.
*In college interview*
College Representative: "Oh it says here you went to Bay High School, good programs there"
Student, high as hell: "You don't even know brooo"
College Representative: "Oh it says here you went to Bay High School, good programs there"
Student, high as hell: "You don't even know brooo"
by gamergang123 November 29, 2018
School that is known for having a ton of students packed in the middle of Weston, FL. Known for its superior graduation rate and AP scores. Students sometimes can be pretentious since their parents can buy them the world.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.
by the_true_meaning August 09, 2017
A nice school campus in Weston with really good classes and good teachers. Population is mostly whites and Hispanics and you might find a black or Asian person once in a while. The security guards think they’re the swat team but in reality they don’t even have guns. All the girls wear booty shorts and crop tops or claim to be an “e girl”. Then you have those people who are stuck in the 90s trend. There’s no interracial dating. Everyone’s last name is Garcia. All the white girls fetish the black guys. The white boys don’t consider being lightskin black. Everyone says nigga. Everyone juuls but in reality never smoked weed in their life. Everyone owns white filas. Cheerleaders are fake asf and SGA is just favorites and blondes. The school has 5000 students which most of them don’t even live in weston or are even legal.
Cypress bay high school kids:
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen
Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen
Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......
by The 0.3% at cbhs October 08, 2019
by I♡HotMoms September 08, 2021
A prestige school in the San Diego area. Though once famous for its art and music, the systems are starting to crumble a part. Aside from a failing music and arts program, every year the sports teams begin to wither away like the school its self, becoming only a memory of how a good school used to be.
by xXAnonymusXx January 27, 2011
A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.
"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"
"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"
"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"
by NorCalBoys June 15, 2019
The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.
by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020