Battlemash

The term used to define a battle between at least two videos from one or multiple sources on a single webpage (a mash-up). A winning video can be selected by users via either a majority vote in the comments section or a dedicated voting mechanism.

Dude A: Sugar Hill Gang's original of Rapper's Delight is infinitely superior to Def Jam's bro, anyone who knows their hip hop agrees.

Dude B: No way bro, show me the battlemash or it never happened.

by wizardchicken May 5, 2013

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

Fortnite Battlepass

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass

John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

by HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd October 6, 2020

turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

bottlemasher

The bottle that you use to push fecal matter down the drain after shitting in the sink

“Hey Sydney, where do you keep your bottlemasher?”

by StraightAlex February 25, 2019