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Battledash is an epic Minecraft gamer and pro fortnite haxor. He is notorious for altering the audio files in pleasant park causing the whole game to go into unscheduled downtime. He also got hacked by MagmaReef once. That was pretty cool. He has a YouTube channel go subscribe or he will hack you. They call him motha fudgin Jensen Snowwwwwwww

Landon: Yo Battledash can you come up with a vid idea so I can get views?
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.

battledash by burhbillg September 3, 2019

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BattleDash

A irrelevant ass kid who thinks he better everyone else and thinks he deserves the world when he’s just an annoying kid

BattleDash is Jensonsnow

BattleDash by Discordforlive September 4, 2019

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BattleDash

battledash is a very smart computer and coder nerd. he loves spending time with his two best friends, cresh and kongo. dash often sends memes in their groupchat to which neither of them respond to. battledash loves to correct your grammar mistakes and make fun of you for being an idiot. battledash is a very sexy person.

pepe: hey, isnt that battledash?

ur mom: yeah, hes so hot.

BattleDash by brendan :) July 1, 2021

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turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

turkish battleship by Mausermania June 6, 2018

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Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

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Fortnite Battlepass

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass

John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

Fortnite Battlepass by HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd October 6, 2020

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turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

turkish battleship by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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