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battledash 

Battledash is an epic Minecraft gamer and pro fortnite haxor. He is notorious for altering the audio files in pleasant park causing the whole game to go into unscheduled downtime. He also got hacked by MagmaReef once. That was pretty cool. He has a YouTube channel go subscribe or he will hack you. They call him motha fudgin Jensen Snowwwwwwww
Landon: Yo Battledash can you come up with a vid idea so I can get views?
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.
battledash by burhbillg September 3, 2019
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BattleDash 

A irrelevant ass kid who thinks he better everyone else and thinks he deserves the world when he’s just an annoying kid
BattleDash is Jensonsnow
BattleDash by Discordforlive September 4, 2019

BattleDash 

battledash is a very smart computer and coder nerd. he loves spending time with his two best friends, cresh and kongo. dash often sends memes in their groupchat to which neither of them respond to. battledash loves to correct your grammar mistakes and make fun of you for being an idiot. battledash is a very sexy person.
pepe: hey, isnt that battledash?

ur mom: yeah, hes so hot.
BattleDash by brendan :) July 1, 2021

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

Turkish Battleship 

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

Fortnite Battlepass 

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass
John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

turkish battleship 

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun