(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

It's what I just sank.

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.