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hey, batter batter 

This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.
Hey, batter batter!

Hey, batta batta!

Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.
After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.
Build Back Batter by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021

Phantom Batter 

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Phantom Batter by Narll1 November 1, 2010

Shoot the Batter 

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.
Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.
Shoot the Batter by Boner D February 1, 2012

The Batter 

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.
The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.
The Batter by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023

Ball-Batter 

She ate my ball-batter all up!
Ball-Batter by MadManManic January 1, 2007