A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

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Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.

'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'

Battenburg by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

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battyberg

fucking ugly

disgusting cretin

fuck bro, your mate patricks a proper battyberg

battyberg by spicycrackhead January 28, 2020

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Battenburging

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.

"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"

Battenburging by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012

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Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

Battenburg Bellend by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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