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A Leemond in his crime-fighting guise. Usually accompanied by MONKEH
"Who's that slim sexymenz running down the street?"

'It's teh Batmond ya?'

"oh ya.".
Batmond by Sly Bre March 31, 2008
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balmonds 

Almonds that have fallen into a women's cleavage, and are then thrown at certain people that need to go mow lawns.
Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: That's what your face said!!!
Person 1: Stop saying that's what your face said to everything I say or i'll throw balmonds at you!!

batmoudi 

A sexy man with all the bitches. This person is most probably a bad ass twitch streamer that plays video games or just interacts with his viewers. You can also view his insta (batmoudi_) you’ll most probably get a surprise from him if you do 😉😉. In conclusion this person is everything you’re looking for in a human body. Did i mention this person is ripped afff🥵🥵🥶🥶.
Oh my god did you see that guy walking by ?!?! He’s definitely a batmoudi !!!
batmoudi by The sexy ripped guy. October 29, 2020

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
ass-sucking-batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

batmandate 

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.
My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.
batmandate by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

batmonkey 

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts
batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

batmoudi 

A sexy guy with all the bitches. This guy is most probably a streamer playing video games or interacting with his viewers. This guy is everything you’re looking for in a human body 😏😏. You can also follow him on instagram (batmoudi_) and get a surprise 😉😉. Did i mention he’s ripped 🥵🥵🥶🥶. You don’t want to miss out on him 🙄🙄.
Oh my god did you see that guy walking by?!?! He’s definitely a batmoudi🤤🤤.
batmoudi by The sexy ripped guy. October 29, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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