balmonds 

Almonds that have fallen into a women's cleavage, and are then thrown at certain people that need to go mow lawns.

Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: That's what your face said!!!
Person 1: Stop saying that's what your face said to everything I say or i'll throw balmonds at you!!

balmonds by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 3, 2008

bralmonds 

Noun. Almonds that you keep in your bra for when you're out drinking and you get hungry

Person 1 - "man I am so hungry but the bar stopped serving food hours ago."
Smart person 2 - "oh that's okay, just have some of my bralmonds."

bralmonds by Jillian wadsworth December 28, 2013

balmond london 

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.

I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.

balmond london by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016