Batman'd

To suddenly disappear/appear while you're around some people with you. Or walk off unnoticed by anyone around you.

Johnson: I was sitting with Mary the other night in the station, I looked a second later at her seat and she wasn't there.

Mark: Dude, you just got batman'd!

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Angelina: Whoa, man, how did you just appear out of nowhere.

Gay: Hey, I just batman'd you.

by yamammaisinthere May 11, 2011

Batman'd

You get deepthroated so hard your voice turns deep, like Batman's.

Chris got Batman'd last night and woke up saying (in a really deep voice) "Where's the Joker?!"

by CaptainGiggles September 2, 2012

Batman'd

when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass he yells robin to the bat cave! also when a guy is fuckin a girl in the ass he pulls out and says "look honey the dark knight!"

pimp#1 hey dude what you do to ur girl last night?
pimp#2 dude i batman'd thatt hoe!!

by seamonster pimp December 2, 2007

Batman'd

Batman'd is the term to describe the state of a person who is slightly tipsy. It is derived from the 1966 TV show "Batman", where the villains' hideouts and lairs were always shown on a tilted angle, giving a sense of off kilter.

By the time I had finished my third drink I was slightly Batman'd.

by VynilRob March 15, 2011

Batman dat hoe

After boning a random street walker, before paying you shoot a grappling hook out the window and fly out, yelling "I'm Batman, Bitch!"

Person 1 - "I wanna root this hot prostitute but i have no money."
Person 2 - "Then Batman dat hoe."

by ~Heretic~ July 1, 2008

batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

by SpryOne May 19, 2005

Bateman'd

to have your debate partner ditch you at the last minute for someone else

Mike was Bateman'd at Haverford

by Joe October 18, 2004