Batman fuck 

When you jump off of your bed or off of a pedestal right in to your girl's vajayjay well screaming I am Batman then you cum and scream Blastoise use splash attack.

Let's Batman fuck tonight

Batman fuck by Slap da chap June 16, 2019

Where the fuck is Batman? 

When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.

Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!

Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?

Where the fuck is Batman? by Gawdbro July 30, 2011

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

Batman and Fuckem 

run up and squad wipe

we bout to run up N batman and fuckem

Batman and Fuckem by arclucis July 20, 2019

holy fucking pig shit batman 

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

holy fucking pig shit batman by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012

Bat man fucking 

Aggressive Sexual intercourse with a serious voice tone and straight facing your partner.

Bat man fucking ( I will bat man f*ck you ,I will learn your every move, I will study you until I have you down on your knees, then I'll seduce you and break every bone in your body)

Bat man fucking by PunxSince98 June 24, 2017