Batjew

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The crime-fighting, accountant cousin to Batman.

Guy #1 - "Dude did you see Batjew last night?"

Guy #2 - "I did! That was so crazy. The second you dropped that quarter he snatched it up like your mom gets ahold of cake!"

Batjew by Thadeus Maximus January 26, 2009

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Batjew

Our lord and saviour.
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Batjew will hit you with his ban hammer

Batjew by Botch July 15, 2003

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Related Words

Batjew • bajew • Bamjewzelled • basjew • batjer • battewell • Bitjewel • bad jew • Bate Weight • Boat Jewelry

Bitjewel

Thank you & you’re welcome

-Bedankt voor de bloemen!
- Bitjewel!

Bitjewel by Schwebster September 24, 2022

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bajew

The area between the testicles and the coccyx in a human.

Andrew got owned up the bajew.

bajew by Alan O'Brien June 27, 2005

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basjew

a jewish bastard aka andrew choe

his is such a basjew that you have to pity him.

basjew by bob November 29, 2004

Bajew

Vagina

El gave birth to the baby straight out of her bajew.

Bajew by 3lli33ccl3s September 24, 2015

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Bamjewzelled

When you think you’re paying one price and you get charged a ridiculous amount of money for something you cannot afford to not purchase

I got bamjewzelled after the post office ran out of regular flat rate envelopes at Christmas time and ended up paying 25 bucks to send a book!

Bamjewzelled by Riot Craig December 16, 2017

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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