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The crime-fighting, accountant cousin to Batman.
Guy #1 - "Dude did you see Batjew last night?"

Guy #2 - "I did! That was so crazy. The second you dropped that quarter he snatched it up like your mom gets ahold of cake!"
by Thadeus Maximus January 26, 2009
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Batjew is the Jewish Cousin to one of our favorite crime fighters, Batman. Thinking in terms of gamers, when a gamer gets screwed over he says he gets jewed... when BATJEW gets screwed over he obviously cannot get jewed because he's already a jew, he then gets BAPTISED... the hilarity ensues....
Nanananananana nan ananananananan BATJEEWWWWWWWWW!
by Shawn January 04, 2004
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Our lord and saviour.
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Batjew will hit you with his ban hammer
by Botch July 15, 2003
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