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by battewell March 29, 2022
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Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.
by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012
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Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart
by Scritty April 14, 2010
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If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
by MrChongle October 7, 2021
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cherry bakewell

A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
mmmm, cherry bakewells, yum yum yum!
by geekstress May 17, 2006
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cherry bakewell

To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.
Neil gave Bob a cherry bakewell... he didn't see that one coming
by fluffy1 October 31, 2006
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buttdwelling ant

a buttdwelling ant is the smallest of the ant race but its pincer are by far the strongest being able to crush diamond. these ants are not to be afraid of, they often rid your buttocks of fartmites. their favourite meal is digested pot noodle,and they really like the bombay bad boy flavour. they are usually aroused by the exit of faeces, and so their mating season is launched where thousands die because their mate often has aids.
"why are you so sad?"
"my buttdwelling ant died"
by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009
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