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Bakewell Tart
After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
Bakewell Tart by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012
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Bakewell Fart
The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Bakewell Fart by Scritty April 14, 2010
Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled
If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled by MrChongle October 7, 2021
cherry bakewell
A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.
cherry bakewell by geekstress May 17, 2006
cherry bakewell
To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.
cherry bakewell by fluffy1 October 31, 2006
buttdwelling ant
a buttdwelling ant is the smallest of the ant race but its pincer are by far the strongest being able to crush diamond. these ants are not to be afraid of, they often rid your buttocks of fartmites. their favourite meal is digested pot noodle,and they really like the bombay bad boy flavour. they are usually aroused by the exit of faeces, and so their mating season is launched where thousands die because their mate often has aids.
buttdwelling ant by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009