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Briggsy Baths 

A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.
Rupaul was among the first to contract AIDS from a stint in the original Briggsy Baths of New York
Briggsy Baths by Arty Queen December 11, 2006

Briggsy Baths 

A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.
You want to learn how to swim? don't try the briggsy baths, they dip in more than just water..
Briggsy Baths by Dwarfed mongrel November 12, 2008

take baths in the pool

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

Cave Bathing 

An experiential rite of passage for graduate students wherein the immersion into ancient, thermal, translucent seminal fluid filled Hungarian caverns transforms dissonant, quasi-intellectual brain cells into a hyper-aligned neural configuration, inducing a genius level information processing, multi-dimensional innovation & superior emotional agility.

{Ca 2005 - Budapest Hungary: Two ambitious MBA students, Jason Von Goggle & D Dog, guided by their professorial mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo enter a musty portal accompanied by European post cold war era techno music. As the moist, loin infused vaporlettes enveloped the 3 men, a wafting sense of purpose revealed itself as a voice, eminating from the waters edge resemblant of an Ancient Ottoman Angel, they heard the words (Hungarian accent), "Get into the cave bath...& explore my caverns." Perplexed, yet eager with confused anticipation, the 3 swam through the hybrid, geo-architectural labyrinth on a quest for wisdom, enlightenment & a surprise, grotesque coital engagement between consenting adults donning the minimum garments required, enough so to give a child mental scars but not risque enough to get arrested. Von Goggle & D Dog would soon emerge, cleansed, subtly violated & reinvigorated with the motivation of an ancient Greco Roman scholar, suited for battle, ontological debate & prepared to expose themselves, with confidence in a more revealing, modernized bathing outfit, like that of their mentor, Dr. Daniel Thongspeedo.
1. "Jason, what is that shimmering oily film on top of the water? Is that supposed to be part of the 'Cave Bathing' experience?" Yes, D Dog, now quit looking at that hairy couple in a primordial carnal exchange, and dunk your sack in the Cave Bath.

2. {Professor Thongspeedo explains to Jason and D Dog} "Gentlemen, follow me down the corridor and immerse yourselves in the bountiful tonic that once permeated the flesh from the likes of the ancient Romans. Now, forget that you just saw a man clipping his toenails near the edge of the reservoir into the bath, and join me in the celebration of your transformation to noble scholars, courtesy of the 'Cave Bathing' experience."