BathStar 

someone you call who is really awesome and that you like being around them

Ted thinks that Jim is a bathstar

BathStar by gingerkid5150 July 13, 2009

bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked

Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"

bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

bathsturbater 

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.

Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"

bathsturbater by bswof22 June 24, 2012

Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

Bathtards by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007

Bathsturbate 

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom

"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"

Bathsturbate by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

Bathsturbating 

The act of masturbating while in the bathtub.

"Dude, did you see that video that was leaked of Brittney Spears bathsturbating?"
"Yeah, dude, that was revolting!"

Bathsturbating by Thatonedefiniitionguy November 27, 2016