Bateu 

bateu: means hit in portuguese. Used to express when you are getting high or drunk and you realize it hit you. bateu

drinks alcohol: for me bateu. (i'm drunk)

Bateu by almasvssouls June 3, 2017

Batjune 

Term given to junior grimes batman. the titular protagonist of “the batman jr grimes” where the arrogance and violent mentality drives this celebrity to don the cape and cowl and go after the real bad guys; drug dealers, human traffickers and mobsters

Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely

Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.

Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune

WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime

Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can

*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*

Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff

WB: *dies*

Batjune (junior Grimes)

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Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)

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If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes

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Defined . “Batjune”

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Batjune by Husseinberg September 23, 2021

Batjune 

Term given to junior grimes batman. the titular protagonist of “the batman jr grimes” where the arrogance and violent mentality drives this celebrity to don the cape and cowl and go after the real bad guys; drug dealers, human traffickers and mobsters

Batjune first was announced in early 2018 by everyone on Twitter after rumors circulated that a sort of batman “fanfic” was in the works but it’s apparent that The Batman jr grimes is something else entirely

Junior Grimes is a real life batman who is possibly the realest interpretation as he’s mentally ill and uses his tools and knowledge to violently destroy crime as well as metaphorically trying to save himself.

Batfleck if he had a son it’d be batjune

EXAMPLE:

WB: your all too weak! No one can stop me, for your pathetic batmen are old and past their prime

Batfleck and Nolan batman: we can’t, but he can

*pointing at a flying shadow coming towards the WB executives*

Batjune: RRRRAAUGH!!!!! *kicks them all down a cliff

WB: *dies*

Batjune (junior Grimes)

——

Batjune is the portmanteau of junior grimes batman pretty much, no need to cause such confusion or chaos (which unsurprisingly is what old J would love to happen)

______

If there’s a violent and young merciless batman it’s DEFINITELY batjune, not even red hood competes

___

Defined . “Batjune”

Batjune by Righteous skill October 7, 2021

Batu khan 

Batu khan was a Mongol ruler but also a black guy with dreads, a lot of facts are quieted or shushed but batu khan loved vegetables and fruits and lost many brothers in battle along side him.

I'm batu khannnn ohhhhhhh, oh shit, ughah ugahhhh uhhhhghhhh, fuck.

Batu khan by MomJojo July 2, 2022

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Greg Bates 

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Batpug 

A pug dog by day and a crime fighting superhero by night.

Why is your pug dog so lazy?

He's not lazy, he's just been up all night fighting crime as Batpug!

Batpug by T$bones August 2, 2013